Friday, November 24, 2006

MySpace Tricks!!1*

Instructions:
1. Post a 'New Blog', then name it something really sensational and/or mysterious. For example:

'I am thinking about killing myself.'

'I may have been raped'

'Here is a list of friends I only pretend to like'

'I am not who I claim to be.'

'The guilt is driving me crazy...'

2. Set it to 'Private', so when people click on the link (their mouse-hand will be shaking with trepidation and excitement) it will just come up with a red error message saying 'This blog post has been set to private and only the author can see it'.

I guarantee** people will click it everytime they visit your MySpace to see if it has been made public. You may get panicked text messages/comments also.

I am basing this off personal experience.

Do it, and see for yourself! Your friends will love you for it.

* If you don't have a MySpace this is probably a reason to start one.

** A guarantee stamped in my own blood, in an Old West 'Wanted Poster' typeset in order to evoke imagery of that time and its steadfast guarantees.

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